I love an honest man.
I love when you know what to expect from a guy just from his screen name.
Are you trying to tell me that the man of my dreams is a dope-smoking puppy?
Actually…
Haven’t you ever heard of putting your best foot forward?
I have a dream that one day this douchebag will lose his nuts in a lawnmower accident.
This is the only appropriate reaction, in real life or on a gay sex app.
An Arrested Development reference is always appreciated.
