Hell is Online Dating
I love an honest man.

I love an honest man.

I love when you know what to expect from a guy just from his screen name.

I love when you know what to expect from a guy just from his screen name.

Are you trying to tell me that the man of my dreams is a dope-smoking puppy?
Actually…

Are you trying to tell me that the man of my dreams is a dope-smoking puppy?

Actually…

Nothing sexier than a total lack of confidence.

Nothing sexier than a total lack of confidence.

Haven’t you ever heard of putting your best foot forward?

Haven’t you ever heard of putting your best foot forward?

I have a dream that one day this douchebag will lose his nuts in a lawnmower accident.

I have a dream that one day this douchebag will lose his nuts in a lawnmower accident.

This is the only appropriate reaction, in real life or on a gay sex app.

This is the only appropriate reaction, in real life or on a gay sex app.

Some people are really susceptible to suggestion.

Some people are really susceptible to suggestion.

An Arrested Development reference is always appreciated.

An Arrested Development reference is always appreciated.

That old cliché.

That old cliché.